Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

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  Older publications.

  by Lost in the fog in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  it's amazing what you can stumble upon on the internet these days.

  i just came across this site.

  maybe you already knew about it, but i did not.

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  It's interesting when you think how Governments (both past and present) have put a ban on Jehovah's Witness literature. All these people want to do is spread their message of truth...

  And here you have the Governing Body actively trying to sue Websites like avoidjw.org for merely publicizing their literature and offering these same "truths" for everyone to partake!

  I'm telling you, back in the 60s, any governmental ban on the WT publications would have the Slave blowing the persecution whistle. And NOW that we have literature from the 60s FREELY available and distributable, God's sole channel of "Truth" appeals to this corrupt system's law to ban it! Go figure?!

  If that's not poetic irony, I don't know what is.
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  Drunk woman threatened Jehovah's Witnesses with a claw hammer

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/drunk-woman-who-threatened-jehovahs-1451367.

  oh, deary me........this is quite a sad story.. make of it what you will..

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  She mentioned something about her son dying and her husband not giving her a Christmas present... I don't know, but I kind of got the impression her that her son died from WT doctrine and her JW husband won't acknowledge her during the holidays? If so, it would have been more than the Vodka that triggered her violent rage :S.
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  Yes, its true. God can give us happiness in paradise!

  by sinboi in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  happiness, sorrow and anger are just our emotions.. god can easily give us happiness by taking away from us the emotions of sorrow and anger.. that will happen immediately after the big a.. when you see your loved ones killed at a, you will be happy.

  you no longer has the emotion of sorrow.. no one will scold you as noboby has the emotion of anger.. you will always be happy and smiling.. this is what being perfect means .

  you do not label anything as good or bad.. if you are interested, register at your nearest kingdom hall.

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  The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
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  I attended my 2nd exjw meetup and it was brilliant

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i decided to attend my 2nd scottish exjw meetup and what a blast.

  so many experiences.

  it was incredibly engaging to actually meet people in the flesh and hearing their personal stories.. the damage the watchtower organisation causes to peoples lives is absolutely disgusting.

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  Reading through @Himself I am's comment like:

  
  
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  April 2018 Broadcast - normal weird stuff

  by Listener in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we hear a story regarding the life of thomas and emma.

  she states that "when thomas and i first learnt that i was pregnant, we were both really shocked" she doesn't explain why they were both really shocked but it seems an odd reaction unless they were using the safest contraception invented or hadn't been told about the bird and the bees.two experiences that touched the heart of gb sanderson were as follows -.

  in russia a jw was jailed for 6 months, the jailers did everything to try to undermine his faith, which included violence.

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  Emma remarked, "when Thomas and I first learnt that I was pregnant, we were both really shocked."

  In the Director's Cut edition of the April broadcast, Emma actually went on to explain that her and Thomas had only been engaging in anal sex. "Miracles really DO happen," Thomas beamed, with a befuddled Emma seated uncomfortably next to him.
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  Want A Good Laugh? Check this Out!

  by HiddlesWife in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i found this video this afternoon: .

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucfh2g5pfk .

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  Humans brought to Earth, not native to it.

  by Bad_Wolf in

  1. social
  2. current

  below i link the article.

  i thought some points on the claim were interesting.

  such as how prolonged direct exposure to sunlight hurts us vs other animals, sicknesses, etc.

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  Just checked my galactic files...

  
  

  Confirmed.
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  Last days as defined by the 'still current' Reasoning book

  by joey jojo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  reasoning book pg.234 onwards ( from the jw org website):.

  last days.

  definition: the bible uses the expression “last days” to refer to the concluding time period leading up to a divinely appointed execution that marks the end of a system of things.

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  @punkofnice Wow, you give WT propaganda way too much credit if you're still using the word "reasoning" there...

  "Ignorance from the Scriptures" book. Fixed it ;).
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  July 2018 WT points

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  page 16, par.

  18 carefully follow the latest directions.. do we faithfully follow the latest directions that jehovah has given us?

  if so, we will not rely on always doing things the way we have done them in the past.

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  I'm sick of the inspiration claims the GB keep on making, all the while not using those words.

  "Do we faithfully follow the latest directions that Jehovah has given us?"

  Really... did they hear a voice from heaven? What's that - they didn't? Well, then, where the F*CK do these nut jobs get off claiming DIRECT REVELATION?! Either Jehovah has been giving them faulty directions all along (hence, the need for constant updates and doctrinal tweaks and discarded "light"), or these self-appointed narcissists are lying through their teeth.

  And there's no way you could fall back on this "gradual light" explanation, given the fact that new light often contradicts old light. If anything, Witnesses have been dazed by the erratic, flickering rhythm of blinding strobe lights; laser beams that could shoot them down if they happen to be on the wrong side of a life-threatening doctrinal decision.

  
  

  It kills me that the rank and file cannot even see that the only two possible scenarios are a) God has a track record of lies and utter disorder, or b) the lunatics leading them are charlatans, masquerading in full PayPal Papal servitude. The fact that this kind of issue is not even up for pondering or questioning speaks volumes of how lulled into a hypnotic stupor they are by the mind-numbing repetition of the Faithful and Discreet Slave's divine authority.

  SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
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  Pope says "hell does not exist"

  by Gorbatchov in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today the pope said in an interview that hell does not exist.. (we allready knew...).

  g..

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  Evidently, Jehovah is backing the Catholic church since the light keeps getting brighter and brighter. #newlight #notjustforjws #besthellever